sad-plath:

“1. You must let the pain visit. 2. You must allow it to teach you 3. You must not allow it to overstay.”

— Ijeoma Umebinyuo, three routes to healing

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amperilysm:

pavelow:

pavelow:

pavelow:

The bar I hang out at just raised the price on their happy hour deal on mixed pints from $4 to $7 and to be completely honest it was because of me, I’m the only guy there that gets rum and cokes during happy hour

Like the bartender basically told me it was my fault

But here’s the kicker: I just saw online that they have a $15 Groupon that covers $30 worth of a meal/drinks, so as long as I get like a half order of wings which is like $3, I could hypothetically get four rum and cokes for a dollar less than what I was paying before

Local man singlehandedly drives bar into the ground

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littlemissonewhoisall:

Look, guys, I get that people have opinions on Spider-Man but the American president just insinuated that the vast majority of American Jews are traitors, and the Amazon Rainforest has been burning for over two weeks, this is not as big a deal as people are acting like. 

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luckylesbiano:

to the woman watching the Toxic by Britney Spears music video with no headphones in the psychiatrists waiting room: you’re the only motherfucker in this room who can handle me

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trainthief:

justjackmcfarland:

trainthief:

I think the reason you gays are so bad at driving is because of your music. I just left my blinker on for two blocks cause I couldn’t hear it over the Carly Rae

Whose grandpa wrote this??

Give me your Grandma’s details and it’ll be yours

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prsephonies:

when i was a teenager it felt very revolutionary to be cruel to myself. like some kind of slow passive protest against how much everything hurt. i starved myself of sleep and food and tenderness because it felt right. it felt sharp and angry and radical and i wanted to be those things. adulthood is the realisation that the world is already working to cut into you well before you learn how to do it yourself. caring for yourself and others is the real protest

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